1) You are not as hot as you think, get over yourself.
2)Okay, yeah we ask you if our butts are big, the answer for you too say ALL THE TIME, "No, darling, you butt doesn't look big."
3)Pick up your dirty underwear! We do NOT wanna see that...
4)We are not your personal servents
5)Babe, you hurt us, we will hunt you down, and kill you <3
6)We want you to say that you love us and MEAN it, not just to get us in bed with you
7)To do that, do whatever we say and you might be in luck.
8)*this one applies to girls that are old-fashioned traditional, like me* When you propose we want you down on one knee pull out a tiny Tiffany's box and say, "Will you marry me?" or "Will you do me the honors of becoming my bride?" not, "Wanna get hitched babe!?"
9)When we say we're pissed, run
10)When we say we love you, you better say it back
*11-16 are for middle schoolers up to 12th grade*
11)If you get us knocked up and we are still in high school and you ditch us, let's say some of our daddy's will come and find you, with a shot gun in hand
12)When our dad's threaten you, it means they like you!
13)If you ask us to prom the night before, the answer is no.
14)Same thing with regualar dances
15)*12yearolds-14yearolds* If you wanna get serious, like in bed w/ no clothes serious, you must be high to even bring that up!
16)If you want us to drop out of school with you to make just some new life with you, again you gotta be high to even think of that.
17)When we say it's over, it's over babe.
18)If you run off with our best friend...let's just say, you don't wanna see us ever again.
19)If you beat us, we'll beat you harder
20)When we see a movie and you say, "That's a COMPLETE chick flick, I ain't seein that." We will most likely slap you in the face.
21)Now, we know that you boys are lookers, but when you look at another's girls upstairs, oh babe, again, we WILL slap you.
22)When we want to do dancing and you say, "Dancing's for girls." again RUN.
23)I repeat, when we say we are pissed RUN FAR AWAY!!
24)You cheat on us, we will kill you and your mistress
25)We love you, and you better love us!
26)by us i mean ME!
27)...do i even have to say it?
28)*for married couples* If we find out you are makin out with some little teenager, again, YOU ARE SOOOOOOO DEAD, and, you'll go to jail, then we'll kill you, then we'll go to jail, but we will go there for good reasons.
29)When we are watching our soup operas, food network, ugly betty, greys anatomy, etc. and you come in and say, "How can you watch this mindless crap?" we will: a)yell at you b)smack you c)kick you in...the downstairs area.
30)and i will say it one last time, if we say we're pissed RUN TO AN AIRPORT, GET A PLANE TO GUTEMALA, ONE-WAY, COME BACK WHEN WE CALL YOU AND SAY, "Babe, where'd you go?" In a sweet voice.
31)When we are havin our time of the month, we do not like being interegated for looking at other guys.
32)oh and you have an excuse but we can't!
33)We can be more violent than wrestlers
34)and the wrestler thing brings me to wrestling, SOME OF US DO NOT LIKE SEEING SWEATY GUYS BEATING EACH OTHER UP!! But...we do like seeing the buff shirtless boys...hehehe
35)*for couples with kids* you hurt our babies, you answer to us.
36)Lastly, we love you, love you enough that if you do anything above or anything else that would make us mad, we will do one of the following: a) yell at you b)mildly hurt you c)hurt you d) well, are you boys gettin our point yet?!
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